Sunday, July 22, 2012

Infrequently-Asked Questions, #3

A note from John, on Facebook: "Hi Jeff. I’ve noticed that [you] are making a systematic effort to find the coolest stuff on Facebook, presumably in an attempt to achieve total consciousness.

I would just like to ask, if you are successful, to please cut me in. I can’t go on just puttering around at partial consciousness…"

Gregory Thomas Patchak
Dear John: I will certainly let you know when the Karmic GPS tells me I have reached the vicinity of Complete Enlightenment. As a fallback, however, I think total unconsciousness is vastly underrated and a great deal less trouble.

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